- mom: what are you gonna do when school starts
- me: die
I will get the word “fuck” tattooed on my body somewhere
because thats my favorite word
LOL it will be small though
and probably under my boob
or on my hip IDK
- me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
- mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
